The invisible man series#

All he had to do was tell people about his amazing discovery! Instead, he shoots himself in the dick trying to keep it a secret. The only reason Griffin wasn't immediately the richest man in the kingdom was due to his a-hole personality. Ok, so Wells does his dead-level best to make invisibility seem like a curse, but the reality was this was an AWESOME power. Between the groaning and visibly distended intestines, it would have been Problem Solved within two days. If placed strategically around the village, they could have had Griffin backed up and praying for prunes in no time. Yeah, so all they had to do was get a big cauldron ( or Fry-Daddy) bubbling with oil, and then cook up a shit ton of mozzarella sticks. Ha! I'll bet those assholes at MENSA are totally rethinking that rejection letter now. And if it did remain visible, that meant his Kryptonite could quite literally be cheese! Which led me to spend quite a bit of my afternoon thinking about whether or not you could see his poop moving through his intestines. One thing I found interesting was that until his body absorbed food, it remained visible. He tested it out on a cat, and it sorta worked. So, Griffin (that's the Invisible Man's name) discovers a magic not magic formula that allows his molecules to have fewer surfaces for light to refract off, and if he combines that with electrocuting not electrocuting himself with some sort of a radio wave contraption, he will become invisible. Mother Nature will not bend to your nefarious whims! Turn on the Weather Channel next time, moron. As every Mad Scientist will tell you, you've got to plan ahead. Really, dude? Really? Winter is not kind to naked folks. his end? Well, I'm guessing his dick & balls hadn't permanently retreated into his body before he became the World's Meanest Nudist. Although, if I had to point out one major difference between his beginning vs.

He was a world class douchebag long before embarking on his experiment to become see-through. When I first started reading, I assumed that The Invisible Man would be about a guy who was slowly driven mad by this unusual condition. Read # 2 again before you correct my review. But Wells seemed to think his fellow countrymen would be a bit too inept to toss a sheet over this shivering bastard and punch him in the throat.ДЎ) There may be spoilers for this 100+ year old book in the review.Дў) Only comment if you have a WORKING sense of humor.ДЈ) Seriously. To be quite honest, I expected a bit more from the people who fended off the Nazis for years. 3) Seriously This is the story of how one angry, naked, sneezing albino managed to terrorize the English countryside.

2) Only comment if you have a WORKING sense of humor. Instead? This: Attention: 1) There may be spoilers for this 100+ year old book in the review. But Wells seemed to think his fellow countrymen would be a bit too inept to toss a sheet over this shivering bastard and punch him in the throat. This is the story of how one angry, naked, sneezing albino managed to terrorize the English countryside. Notable for its sheer invention, suspense, and psychological nuance, The Invisible Man continues to enthrall science-fiction fans today as it did the reading public nearly 100 years ago.more His initial, almost comedic, adventures are soon overshadowed by the bizarre streak of terror he unleashes upon the inhabitants of a small village. Set in turn-of-the-century England, the story focuses on Griffin, a scientist who has discovered the means to make himself invisible. Wells' years as a science student undoubtedly inspired a number of his early works, including this strikingly original novel. Wells (1866вЂ“1946) early in his career, the novel helped establish the British author as one of the first and best writers of science fiction.

The invisible man series#

Part of a series of pseudoscientific romances written by H. Wel An alternate cover edition of this ISBN can be found here.ДЇirst published in 1897, The Invisible Man ranks as one of the most famous scientific fantasies ever written. First published in 1897, The Invisible Man ranks as one of the most famous scientific fantasies ever written. An alternate cover edition of this ISBN can be found here.